do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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