glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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