You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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