But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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