She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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