For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My balls are so social today.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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