she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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