i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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