dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
How does it feel to date your dad?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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