shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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