That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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