Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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