hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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