covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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