I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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