Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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