white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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