i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
where are my eyebrows?
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