you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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