I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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