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(518): View more from New York

Only a mothe r could love this liver

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(916): View more from California

i think i have herpe

(1-916): View more from California

just one?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook

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(607): View more from New York

We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.

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(314): View more from Missouri

So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.

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(585): View more from New York

i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place

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(443): View more from Maryland

Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly

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Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.

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