i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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