My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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