How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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