IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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