we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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