So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
