Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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