Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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