You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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