return my video game
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Randomize
