My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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