how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
being pregnant is like rehab
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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