Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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