Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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