Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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