then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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