Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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