Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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