there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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