So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My pussy is not your playground.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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