she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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