Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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