Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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