I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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