don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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