This dress was meant to end up on your floor
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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