Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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