based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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