For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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