the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
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